by Alisha Jackson
Every time a Kardashian gets a spray tan, a Snapchatter gets a nude selfie.
Okay, so the saying isn’t as heartwarming as “every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings,” but the phenomenon is a Christmas miracle nonetheless.
Last night, Kim Kardashian chose to share the news of her midnight spray tanning sesh with the world in the most revealing way possible.
The reality star declared herself “tanorexic” in the video above, and followed it up with a much clearer photographic version of the nude selfie.
Kim of course couldn’t turn off her phone without sending out the same photos with her boobs in hand. We all know that struggle.
Her followers must be loving Instagram’s new zoom feature this morning!